Is Revenge Sweet?

[gbg]

wife finds out that husband has been dipping his quill into some little whores ink well, so wife plans the perfect parting gift for said husband


..... husband comes home from work, and this is what follows....

wife greets husband wearing nothing but a smile, and waving some new shiny handcuffs, gives ole hubby a knowing wink, flashes him a tittie, smacks his ass, and slightly strokes his cock, and runs giggling upstairs to the bedroom.

hubby rips off his tie, drops his drawers, lets his 3.5" tool wave towards the heavens and runs up after her ripping one sock off at a time bouncing his way to the bedroom.

wife sits in the middle of the bed on her knees with a finger to her teeth grinning and giggling as hubby sheepishly climbs out of his briefs and climbs in beside her. He tries to make her give him some noggin, but she says "uh uh, sailor, we are gonna do this my way tonight"

Then she hand cuffs him to the bed, climbs out, and ties his legs spread eagle. She continues to giggle. She strokes his very short stubby shaft as to not to make him suspicious.

Then she gingerly leans over him, rolls her tongue around his wanting lips. Stroking that short shaft, whispering in his ear as she nibbles on it, asking him if he wants more. He begs for more.

She then ties another tie around his eyes to blindfold him. Then she puts a tie around his mouth and gags him. She tells him how hot she is for him, and wants to make him really really hot for her. Give him a night that he will never forget. He begs her to do that for him by moaning and thrusting his tiny puney dick towards the heavens.

She then reaches down under the bed, pulls out her hairdressers curling iron, runs it along is ass. He moans for more. She shoves it up his ass, then duct tapes it to his thigh. Then she plugs it and and .............


LEAVES!!!!!

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 15, 2002 09:00 PM: Message edited by: gbg ]</font>

[Python]

I hope to God that PrimeX doesn't turn this into an avatar.

[Pogue Mahone]

Who was it that was calling for an essay-off about erotica? I believe we have our first entry!

[OmegaVerb]

I can't believe you would hate something so much as to put it through such a horrible ordeal.

The poor curling iron ... Just throw it away and buy a new one for God's sake!

[Gary Anderson]

What's wrong with 3.5"?

[gbg]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
I can't believe you would hate something so much as to put it through such a horrible ordeal.

The poor curling iron ... Just throw it away and buy a new one for God's sake!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

OV, you made such as ass out of yourself on the other "THE", why dont you just show your license now that you are the weakest link and fukk off.

[OmegaVerb]

gbg, you obviously had a problem following my logic.

Your posting of the same topic in two different boards ... that's nothing more than a cry for attention. And it went downhill from there.

Now, go find another way to abuse your hair-styling appliances. Shove the heating end of your hair dryer in your gash ... Hubby may like you more when his tongue doesn't freeze to your labia during his bi-monthly service calls.